‘Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream (Blank Space, taylorswift)
She has never downloaded anything illegally out of fear for her life
She does the little speed walk thing when she walks across a crosswalk if cars are waiting
She sings intensely and dances in the shower and has almost fallen at least once
She turns on cruise control right as she hits the speed limit to avoid going over by even a mile
She apologizes profusely if she ever gets in her cats’ way and then proceeds to bake them cookies they can’t even eat to apologize
She knows the mysterious secret of how to avoid sneezing while on stage (???)
She has a very secret very well organized list of fans names alongside their social media accounts and possibly how she plans to surprise them someday
She carries at least one extra tampon at all times in case her friends need one
No matter what it is you’re talking about she can probably come up with a metaphor to accurately describe it
